i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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