I'm jealous of your bromance
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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