yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
