I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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