Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
