In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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