Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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