the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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