her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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