wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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