i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
this will be a night to untag.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think a kid would responsible me up
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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