I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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