Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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