He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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