i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
