The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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