yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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