Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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