why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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