I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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