Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Are we still banned from the library?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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