scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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