called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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