Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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