oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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