We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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