i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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