lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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