what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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