Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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