Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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