sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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