so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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