Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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