the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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