I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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