do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Drake has all the answers
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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