My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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