He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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