where am i from again
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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