i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize
