is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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