I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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