they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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