my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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