so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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