i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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