...so i touched it.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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