....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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