i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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