Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Randomize
